I'm a fan (and you should be too) because...
I R3ALLY LOV3 YUNG B3RG
H3 IS SO S3XY
3V3RYTIM3 HIS VID3O COM3 ON TV I TURN TH3 TV UP TO TH3 LOUD3ST VOLUM3
3V3RYTIM3 H3 ON TV I TAP3 IT UNL3SS I DIDNT KNOW H3 WAS GOINGT O B3 ON TV
ALSO B3CAUS3 I AM A S3XY LADY
IS Y I AM A FAN
&
IF U AINT ON3 U N33D TO B3COM3 ON3!!!!